http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8

ASBO ASBEEN

His been
I've seen
Its the ASBO

ASBEEN...

BLIND JOHN OF BOHEMIA

Rita, Where's your sister
Don't you miss her
Aren't you lonely

Cause your muvver
And your bruvver
Caught her win
that stupid pony

And his chest that
was so hairy
short and curly
like your pussy

That your muvva
caught him eating
with that mad mare
they call Lucy

Rita, Oh Rita....
Roger said as he was cumming
Roger, Oh Roger...
Rita said as she was rubbing

These were memories
she was thinking
whilst bowlin down the road

Yesterdays tomorrow
taking overload

Working out a way
She could live without sum pain

Thinking of the day
that her man would take the strain

To delete and erase
these series of affairs

To re-trace a dignity
To make her want to care

SHE WAS FLY

She was fly
Skyhighfly

like a bird of the beast
expansion of the east

and the nest of her crib
where she'd lay down

her head
nuff said

GRINGA EMES BACK IN THE SMOKE

Two step tone sandwich
with a side order of fries
one embassy king
whilst I'm doing up my flies

3 pounds of bacon
for the morning of the night before
5 pounds for my journey
as I'm walking out the door

six minutes of silence
as my laces come undone
3 minutes of sweating
I'm late, I have to run

Five blocks of gut rot
as my innards begin to squeeze
memories of my evening
being crouched on my knees

a smile in my hand
and a place in my mind
sucked into a black hole
as I leave this world behind

The woman sat in front of me
is giving me the eye
I'm wearing a low cut top today
I'm sweating, but I'm fly

I flick my hair back recklessly
and notice the man behind
I overhear his walkman
it makes me wanna grind

The light is bearing nearer
as my stance it takes a cause
I throw a little smile at him
as I am walking out the doors